Wednesday, December 11, 2013

By The Numbers

So, I've been gone.  I'm still alive, still a porker.  Here's the lapse by the numbers:
 
18 months since my last post
4 significant weight gains and losses
1 new part-time job
 
Weight tracking or awesome roller coaster design, your choice
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 


0 magic crack-like weight loss pills left
20 pounds gained in two months

1 trip abroad
 
Miley tongue before it was Miley's
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
12 vows to start seriously dieting the next day

8 promises to start dieting next week
16 flat out lies about starting diets
1 massive record-breaking weight loss (30lbs)

1 couple's vacation
 
San Diego, where no dolphins were seen
 




 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
46 salads
1 breakup
90 fast food trips
97 pictures of myself that got immediately deleted due to gross factor
 
Come back for seconds later.

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